Hello MTV, um, I think I would be perfect for the Real World because I speak my mind...and not everyone likes that...but I'm not afraid to go THERE...uh....and I can be sexy!

 

who-has-a-sonic-screwdriver:

hipsterclassicwho:

Imagine being a Doctor Who fan in 1966 though.

“Oh dear, what’s happening? Is the Doctor dying?

Wait.

What. The. Shit.”

My nan has been watching Doctor Who from the get-go

According to her the first regeneration made the entire country go ape-shit and she has vivid memories of her entire family being frozen in front of the TV in shock for about an hour

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

halfstoned:

murth:

s0ydivision:

halfstoned:

will suck dick for Brand New concert tickets

or sell my soul

or both

will do anything tbh

Played 794 times

What’s the furthest place from here?
It hasn’t been my day for a couple years.
What’s a couple more?

(Source: frankcrimes)

yeezytaughtme:

there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory 

grinninggwynplaine:

there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr

grinninggwynplaine:

there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr

halfburiedbow:

spineless-speech:

Deja Entendu turns ten tomorrow. Brand New has the perfect opportunity to announce an anniversary tour or a new pressing of the album. will they do it, or will I spend the entire day pouting and muttering “god I hate you Jesse Lacey” under my breath? 

The latter, it’s always the latter.