Hello MTV, um, I think I would be perfect for the Real World because I speak my mind...and not everyone likes that...but I'm not afraid to go THERE...uh....and I can be sexy!

 

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

(Source: kentuckydarby)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

sevenlovedyou:

So excited to finally have an album that impacted me so much immortalized on my skin. Done by Tom Malster at Black Rose in FL.

sevenlovedyou:

So excited to finally have an album that impacted me so much immortalized on my skin. Done by Tom Malster at Black Rose in FL.

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

There’s a lot of room in infinity for shit to get fucked up.

Abstract algebra professor (via mathprofessorquotes)