Hello MTV, um, I think I would be perfect for the Real World because I speak my mind...and not everyone likes that...but I'm not afraid to go THERE...uh....and I can be sexy!
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
(Fork And Knife) - Brand New
I know you’re busy, but please won’t you come visit me?
You are an aimless ghost, you haunt your bag of bones
The wolf messed with your vision, he is sitting in your kitchen while you sleep tonight
He will eat your young and you will act surprised
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit