Hello MTV, um, I think I would be perfect for the Real World because I speak my mind...and not everyone likes that...but I'm not afraid to go THERE...uh....and I can be sexy!



welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

I really don’t have words anymore for this man just please stop him 

(Source: thranduilings)



it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis


like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME



The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

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(Fork And Knife) - Brand New

I know you’re busy, but please won’t you come visit me?
You are an aimless ghost, you haunt your bag of bones
The wolf messed with your vision, he is sitting in your kitchen while you sleep tonight
He will eat your young and you will act surprised


That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

(Source: foreverize)


employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit